October 30, 2004

  • “Sitcom Skool – Part I”



    The photo in the previous entry is of Andrew Koenig who played Boner Stabone.  Richard Marion played his father on “Growing Pains” and was 50 years old when he passed away – some of you folks need to read more carefully and not just look at the pictures.  Andrew Koening aka “Boner” is alive and well.  In fact, he just played The Joker in the popular short film, “Batman: Dead Endhttp://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2474406 ).  He is also the real son of Walter Koenig (“Chekov” of Star Trek), who incidentally also happens to be alive.  


    So, here’s a partial list of “rules” that my former teachers Richard Marion and Mary Lou Belli formulated on the sitcom art form. 


    1) Faster is funnier … or Louder and Faster is funnier.


    2) Say the line first, then move.  (Meaning lock down, say your dialogue and then you can walk around.  If you say it while you’re doing an action, it muddles up the joke).


    3) Comedy comes in 3′s.  (It’s often called a “run”.  Ex: Coffee, Tea, Me?  –  See?)


    4) Don’t move on the joke – don’t hurt it.  (Derived from rule #2.  Rule #2 is just for any dialogue or the set up of the joke and Rule #4 pertains to the most important part: The joke itself.)


    5) Make sure you understand the setup (Ex: “Coffee, Tea…” is the set up of the “Me” joke).


    6) Hold for laughs.  (If the audience is laughing, hold off on speaking until the laughter subsides.  Otherwise, if you continue, the audience will miss your next piece of dialogue while laughing AND/OR they will be tentative to laugh the next time because they’re unsure whether if you’ve finished the joke — fearing that they’ll miss more lines.  And it will actually start to piss them off.  Let them enjoy the joke, then continue).


    Okay, enough “Skool” for today!  The remaining 4 Rules to come next class.  Btw, how long did it take you to catch the visual/photo set-up throughout this entry? 

Comments (18)

  • i was reading ur previous entry about how u n ur wife were looking at houses n stuff… why dont you put a pic of her online! i dont think ive ever seen a pic of her… its juss outta curiousity though…

  • Cool.  All of these apply to telling jokes, too.  Add rule #7: don’t laugh at your own jokes!

  • You can see all of this information in action by watching Bush during the debates. (ba-dum-bhamp!) 

    Ha-cha-cha-cha!

  • These rules make a lot of sense.

    Happy Halloween !

  • i choose you. ahahhaa

    and i totally concur with mike2cents.

  • not that these rules ‘don’t’ work, but don’t you think that part of the reason why sitcoms are dying right now is because they all stick so rigidly to these rules? which is why ‘reality TV’, as contrived and superficial as it is is successful because at least its different?

    the only two that deviate from the formula i can think of right now are ‘scrubs’ and ‘arrested development’, easily the best two on television.

  • so THAT’S how FRIENDS became a hit? nice. oMg…omg, i JUST got the joke. Wow, I’m slow.

  • re:why sitcoms are failing
    i thought the reason why sitcoms are “dying” is because the ppl in the biz favor shows that 1. cost less (reality shows don’t need as many writers, actors, or set designers, right?) 2. grab more attention (i’m waiting for “how to murder your wife – the reality series”) based on gawk appeal and 3. a lot of them follow one leader (a la “Everybody Loves Raymond” which is copied by “My Wife and Kids,” “Jim,”King of Queens,” etc…) People with money tend to want to stick to a winning formula – which is why so many people wanted “Arrested Development” to do so well and were afraid that it may get canceled…I dunno. I wish there were more sitcoms that deviated from the “family” outline but kept the funny ha ha jokes.

  • I still don’t get the joke.

  • I didn’t see the visual joke till you mentioned it.  Chalk one up to brain-deadedness.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhahahah coffee? tea? me? i get it… i get it… anyways… yeah i saw the wedding pictures!!! soooooooooooooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiice!!! im jealous… and btw… i TRY to read everytime u post… lol

  • hey parry. my friend really likes you and she wants to know if you want to go to winter formal with her? her xanga username is j3nnie. or just reply to me on mine.

  • Happy Halloween! ^^

  • hey parry. jaq_t is a liar. i don’t know why she’s using my ID name…maby because she has nothing better to do…? anyways bye

  • i didnt even notice the visual/photo set up until u mentioned it…i just thought that u liked to post up pictures of urself

    just teasing, have a nappy halloweenie!

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