February 22, 2005

  • My Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide Universe… Paris


    As you’ve probably heard, Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked and all of her phone numbers were displayed on the internet for all to see.


    Her stored numbers for Usher, Ashley Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Vin Diesel, Ashlee Simpson, Russell Simmons, Devon Aoki, Christina Aguilera, Luke Wilson and Adrien Brody read like a Hollywood  “Who’s Who”. 


    And all I’ve gotta say is this:  ”Yo Paris!  What up?!?  You makin’ me look bad!  You’ve got Southwest Airline’s digits programmed in but none for the Shenmeister?!?  Dang dat’s cold.  Aiiight, be like dat.  Damn girl, you’ve changed.”

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