February 22, 2005
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My Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide Universe… Paris
As you’ve probably heard, Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked and all of her phone numbers were displayed on the internet for all to see.
Her stored numbers for Usher, Ashley Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Vin Diesel, Ashlee Simpson, Russell Simmons, Devon Aoki, Christina Aguilera, Luke Wilson and Adrien Brody read like a Hollywood “Who’s Who”.
And all I’ve gotta say is this: ”Yo Paris! What up?!? You makin’ me look bad! You’ve got Southwest Airline’s digits programmed in but none for the Shenmeister?!? Dang dat’s cold. Aiiight, be like dat. Damn girl, you’ve changed.”

Comments (30)
hahaha. i would have called to bug you. kidding.
=X haha.
Why would you want to be Paris’ friend? I wouldn’t think there would be any good in being stored in her phone book.
Awwww…..its SuperEKIN! HI!
Ok anyways…it’s ok there’s a lot of other people who love you more!!!
Who am I kidding?

lol
maybe she has you listed as Parry =P.
u see brad pitt on there?!?
hmm, i wonder who her friend “SMOKEY” is … bet he hooks her up w/someone name MJ all the time, LOL
Haha….how many of those people do you think already changed their number?
here’s the link for those of you interested http://66.40.38.42/book.html
i wish i copied down the numbers… but they’re all going to change their numbers now… no use!
eww so gay… pathetic people can really stalk celebrities now… i hate stalkers.
If only Tru Calling wasn’t canceled, you may have appeared.
eww, paris is gross. anyway, it’s probably good you weren’t on there bc now you don’t have to change your number! just think, now those people have to tell ALL their friends and ALL their contacts about their new numbers, whatta pain in the butt.
Oooooooh, Parry. You’re so silly.
hahahaha
who are you?
Must be secure is your going to be famous. Big target.
Security Security Security
hey, just give me your digits and ill put you in my directory, hahahah…
wait, i dont get it, do you actually know her? or is this sarcasm?? haha, i cant telll!
rofl
hahahahaha… oh lord. that’s why i wouldn’t want to be famous… i like having fun and only my friends knowing about it ~_^
i want to call eminem. wooooo! =p
Drama.
but there’s no first class on Southwest…can you imagine Paris Hilton flying with the lowly commoners? The horror…the horror…
OMG….She’s even got Rite Aid on there and not Perry….hahahahaa
Zang I wish she had your number!
Hey my name ismissing!^o*
i would call you and ask if you would like to do a film together. you and me as stars fighting chicken walkers from star wars… i see it now !
is this even real? if it is, she’s got a very wide array of friends…Robert Shapiro? Russel Simmons? yeah, you belong there =)