As a future parent, there are already a few things off the top of my head that I know I want to protect my daughter from:
1) Drug Dealers
2) High School Boys
3) Over-sized Mascots
Mascot: “Aw, hello cute lil’ baby.”
Baby: “WHAAH!!” (translation: “Holy Crap!”)
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ahhahaha
priceless
LOL that is cruel!
u will be a good father
How about other actors?
Don’t forget pervert old men
What about high school boys who work as over-sized mascots and deal drugs on the side?
Dang…
don’t forget “the internet”
LOL!
dayam thats freaky!!!
what about the backlots at disneyworld/land?
the San Jose Sharks mascot scared the bejeezus out of my niece once….
if you had a son, # 4 would be…Don’t be near Michael Jackson.
what is up with BLT ending? love the movie anyway!
There’s a picture of my sister as a two year old at Disney World, crying her eyes out because the gigantic “Dale the Chipmunk” scared the bejeezus out of her. It’s even funnier because she’s being held by our mother, who’s laughing hysterically at her fright.
- S
freakin’ scary…. you’ll be a great dad! but with the high school boys… if you raised her right you won’t have a problem with that. she’ll have your wisdom with her.
too cute
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haha i was terrified of the hershey kiss at age 8.
that is soooo funny! hehe. japanese mascot?
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high school boys aren’t as bad as college boys.haha go daddy shen! =)
chuck-e-cheese scares the CRAP out of kids too… not so much mickey or other disney characters, but the gray mouse in a loud cheesy environment = yes.
Yep. ALL BOYS would be more like it. The other day, I was just thinking about how I would handle the whole inevitable, “Hi Daddy, this is the new man in my life” moment. Not easy.
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhaah!
i mean aww! ^.^
hahah high school boys..
i think you have a while to go before you have to worry bout 1 and 2 but 3..now there’s a doozy!
u may want to add clowns to the list…
>=) Ditto the highschool boys. So true man.
When I found this Xanga on the top 50 I was a little surprised and thought it was fake at first. But I also checked out your main website.
Good work!
I just watched BLT 1-2 weeks ago and I plan on doing a program about it here at my college (I’m an R.A and Im required to do two programs a semester). I wanted to build this one around the stress and pressures that many Asian Americans face while they’re in highschool.
hahahahaha… that is a scary mascot.
i think you’d also want to keep her away from pedophiles too
^_^
yay for daddy
high school boys are that difficult to handle if educated in how they are…. i think
how were you like in high school? 
hahha how cute xP
ahahaha high school boys.
I can totally see you interrogating the poor fellow.
ha ha. that’s reeeal scary. Got your candy today! SOOOOOOOO PSYCHED!!!!! THANK YOU AND KIM!!! WOO HOO!!!
haha… good stuff.
you were a highschool boy once too, you know
Re: Jes43 – I know I was. And that’s why I know I need to look out for them
I think you’re gonna be a great parent ! You got the right idea !
buahahahhahaa
Don’t forget frat parties with alcohol! *gasp*
My sister has a fear of those things. Is there a Phobia of people in costumes with huge heads?
I was the same way. When I was 4 I went to Chuck E Cheese with my family. I got scared of the giant rat when he came to our table during his little meet and greet rounds so as soon as he came over, I hid under the table — terrified. Then he lifted up the table cloth and stuck his hand out to reach for me. Scared the begeezes outta me and scarred me for life…
i used to be scared of blondes and clowns.
i would add low self esteem to that list.. not to be a downer though.. =/
you forgot oompa loompas
those scared the hell out of me as a kid
As Chris Rock said, the only job of a father is to keep his daughter off the pole.
The stripper pole that is.