February 28, 2005

  • ACADEMIA


    Last summer I was invited to teach an Acting course for my Alma Mater's (SUNY Buffalo) Masters of Humanites program. 


    The class mostly caters to Grad Students who are studying to be Directors, Writers, Producers, Editor as well as some Actors too.  I guess it was pretty popular last year and I've been asked to do it again this summer.


    So this weekend was spent revising my syllabus to better pack the two weeks chock full of information.


    One new aspect I was able to implement this year, since the department wanted me to delve more into filmwork, is that I'm having my students do scenes from great plays such as "Proof" and "The Shape of Things".


    Then once we get into the subtle aspects of film acting and camera movements, I'll film their prepared scenes like a movie and then screen their feature film counterparts (that a lot of people, including myself, have probably yet to see) to compare/contrast.


     




    I always start my students out with improvisation so they can begin to trust their gut instincts and feel comfortable with just playing.  Then I move onto Script Analysis, then on-camera work/camera angles, screenplays and having them actually go through the audition process.


    I then culminate it all by giving a first hand account, from the lead actor nevertheless, of a studio feature film's timeline from Conception to its Premiere. 


    And on the last day,  no class is complete without the nuts and bolts about the "The Business" of The Business.  Imparting information that schools hardly ever touch upon that can only be gained through grinding it out on a daily basis.  I sure as heck wish I had something like this when I started out! 


    The only drag was having to come up with exam questions, grading system and administrative things to incorporate some objective structure for such a subjective subject.  But as you can see, my exams only account for a mere 20% of the grading -- and they're open book from the notes they take in class.  Participation is the key with me.  My motto is: "If you're game to play, you're gonna get an 'A'".  I'm such an easy Prof.   And exactly one year and 174,000 vistors ago, this xanga page was born... Happy Anniversary and thanks for reading!

February 25, 2005

  • So Close, Yet Still So Far...


    As you may have read from the Feb 15th entry, I've been prepping the last two weeks for my upcoming test date for a new NBC show called, "The Book of Daniel" that has a great Asian-American character as a series regular.


    Everything was set.  My agent negotiated the series contract, the terms on what I'd make per episode, relocation details, etc.  On Wednesday, I was scheduled for a "work session" with the 2 other final picks -- which is a rehearsal of sorts, with the producers and director there to iron out any kinks before you go in front of the Network Executives.  Then on Thursday I was to go in front of The Studio (Sony) and then Friday to The Network (NBC).


    So, I went into the Wednesday work session with pretty much the same performance I did two weeks prior.  The lead actor playing my adopted dad, Aidan Quinn, was there to read opposite me alongside the casting director.  After my read, I was instructed to play the character a bit more "cool/natural" and not force the comedy as much.  I did the read again with the adjustments and soaked up all the notes the director and producers had to give.


    On the drive home, I was relieved to get all that input for the following day's testing appointment.  And just as I got home, ready to reconfigure my audition by incorporating the adjustments, my agent calls to inform me that the producers just called him and said they were not going to bring me in to test for Sony and NBC -- at all


    My agent mentioned that they said my true age played a factor (damn you, IMDB!)with an ongoing debate between the creators on how old this character should be (16-20 yrs.) but no other reasons.  So I'm still in a tizzy over what happened in that room for them to be absolutely positive on the spot that they didn't want to go any further with me after a work session (which is pretty unheard of... but allow me to be the first)  -- did I just really sucked so bad or didn't take the adjustments well enough?


    But honestly, I gave them the same performance that originally made me one of their final choices and felt I took the adjustments pretty well.  But maybe: 1) I'm Delusional.  And/or 2) Somewhere along the way, another actor changed the producer's outlook on the take of this character, which was not anywhere in line with what I presented.  I don't know.  I'll let you know if the show gets picked up, so you can check it out as a bookend to this entry.  Afterall, it still should be a really great show and the Asian-American character will hopefully break some barriers.   


    Although the project would've provided much needed creative stimulation and some luxuries (ie: the wife being able to quit work and stay home with the baby) -- ultimately it's not the end of the world and I 've still got a baby girl coming into this world in a few months and a wife that loves me -- so it was a 'win-win' no matter what happened.      


    SideNote: As I'm nearing the one year anniversary of this online journal, I sure hope somebody's getting something out this because I sure as heck have no idea where this crazy business is going to take me next.  All I know is that there's gotta be lessons along the journey.  Right?

February 22, 2005

  • My Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide Universe... Paris


    As you've probably heard, Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked and all of her phone numbers were displayed on the internet for all to see.


    Her stored numbers for Usher, Ashley Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Vin Diesel, Ashlee Simpson, Russell Simmons, Devon Aoki, Christina Aguilera, Luke Wilson and Adrien Brody read like a Hollywood  "Who's Who". 


    And all I've gotta say is this:  "Yo Paris!  What up?!?  You makin' me look bad!  You've got Southwest Airline's digits programmed in but none for the Shenmeister?!?  Dang dat's cold.  Aiiight, be like dat.  Damn girl, you've changed."

February 18, 2005

  • The Wonderful World of Voice Overs


    Besides being immersed in Pilot season (btw: my test date is now next week), I've also been taking a Voice Over class offered by a casting studio for the past 6 weeks.  In my career, I've been exposed to bits and pieces of this art form through: an animation voice for "The Wild Thornberrys", walla group for "Spider-Man 2", various characters for an old-time radio play, narration and trailer Voice Over for "BLT". 


    So having performed on Stage, Film, TV and Radio... Voice Over (VO) was the last medium I've been meaning to tackle and learn its microcosmic etiquette for sometime now. 


    Also, thinking as a future parent, you just can't beat the hours.  It pays basically as much as an on-camera gig with all the residuals but with much shorter hours.  An animated episode like "The Simpsons" can be recorded in one day in less than 5 hours as opposed to shooting eight, 12-hour days to get an episode of "CSI" into the can.  Basically breaking down to more time at home with the fam.  But getting VO work is like trying to break into a secret society.  Hence, my taking these classes with this casting company to pay my dues and start networking from the ground up. 


    Voice Over acting basically utilizes the same techniques of on-camera/stage acting.  "Pick a person you're talking to"  "Substitute a similiar situation from your life", etc.  But what I found most eye-opening is: You don't need to have a wealth of different character voices, accents or even a "good" announcer voice. 


    People are casting natural voices these days.  For example:  A talking ant doesn't necessarily have to have a tiny squeaky voice.  As long as you take into consideration the truth of the scene, whatever voice you come up with... will make sense.  Ex: Say the role is of an ant trying to hush the entire colony announcing the Queen's arrival... He may be very regal and professional (like he was born to announce).  Or he could be a nervous young ant who was just shoved this responsibility minutes ago.  


    Another distinct lesson I learned was that unlike being on-camera, where you want to avoid being stereotyped; when starting out in voice-over... you WANT to be stereotyped.  There is such a huge pool of Voice Over actors that even if you can do an Irish accent (like myself), they can call in an Irish Actor or even patch in an Irish Actor's voice from Ireland via the phone!  Hey, my Irish Accent's pretty good but not THAT good.  


    Everybody's voice has a "truth signature" to it.  If you have a natural nerdy/quirky voice, the casting people (once you've established yourself with them) will peg it down and type that "truth signature" into their database.  When a project comes through where a client is looking for a "Quirky/Nerdy/Lovable Guy" -- all they have to do is cross-reference the actors that match that description in their database and call them in to audition. 


    And that's how it's done.  You want your name to pop up when they are looking for characters with your "truths" and be known as the best: "Quirky/Nerdy/Lovable Guy" in town.  For example, Michael Douglas' "truth signature" would be: Distinguished, aggressive, CEO, businessman, slick, charming, cunning, guy's guy..  Rosanne Barr's would be: Crass, loud, in your face, obnoxious, grating, bullying.  George W. Bush's would be: Clueless, idiotic, over-simplifier, good ole' boy, conniving (...aw forget it, this one is way too easy...)  


    After 6 weeks of hearing me do various types of material, here's what my instructor pegged as my "truth signature" and what she entered into the casting company's database: Guy next door, boyish, cool, cynical, conversational, eager, mellow/laid back, endearing, fresh, genuine, good energy, hip, naive, intelligent, irreverent, natural , playful , quirky, real, reassuring , thoughtful, intense, trustworthy, honest , vulnerable, nurturing, best friend, gentle, warm, sweet.  


    Sure, as actors you want to be able to play different character/roles but in Voice Over, the microphone can pick out people trying too hard and who are out of their comfort zone very, very easily.   The phrase: "YOU are enough" was repeated again and again in class.


    You want to get your foot in the door by being very specific in what you can easily do.  Once you're "in", then you can fool around in the booth doing alternate takes and using different signatures.  If anyone's interested in these classes: www.kalmenson.com .  The cool part is that all the class work you do along with the instructor's notes/adjustments is all recorded for you to take home and review on audio cassette.


    It's such an interesting medium that doesn't get a lot of the obvious glamour.  Next time you're watching TV, close your eyes and just listen to ABC's guy announcing what's happening on the next "The Bachelorette".  What "truths" does his voice contain?  His truths are quite different from the Zales announcer whose soothing and passionate delivery is quite effective for selling diamonds.  Notice how regal and sophisticated Christina Pickles' (Ross & Monica's mom on "Friends") voice comes across when she does those radio ads for the upscale Pavilions' supermarket chains?  Her "truth signature" falls very much in line with everything that Pavilions represents.  


    Hmm, judging from my signature notes above, I'd be a really good pitch person for something innocent and "aw-shucks" like... cupcakes.  Maybe even the new voice of the Cowboy Twinkie dude!  I'm sending a CD to Hostess as we speak! 


    After 8 years in this business, you still learn something new every once in awhile.  And this on top of my childbirth classes that I've also been taking with my wife.  Hey, I thought I was done with school!

February 15, 2005

  • PILOT SEASON 2005


    To get everyone up to speed, the "pilots" being currently cast from Jan- April are the potential new shows for the Fall 2005 TV season.  The networks have to fill these shows with new cast members, so it gives a lot of actors a chance to be working regularly if their show is picked up.  So far things this pilot season have been pretty busy for me as I've been going out on an average of 1 to 2 every week for the past month. 


    For the most part, the characters I've been reading for have been standard Asian American fare: The guy who's very adept at his technical job yet is all thumbs when it comes to talking or interacting with the opposite sex.  Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, because a series regular gig is a series regular gig, but you can begin to see how the "Emasculated Asian Male" image continues to get perpetuated.  Where any Asian Actor cast may as well be a priest because he ain't savin' the girl, he ain't gettin' the girl and he sure as heck ain't kissin' the girl .


    But there is this great NBC pilot that I'll be testing for this week and he's described as: A jock, in great shape, handsome, cocky.  His favorite pastime is pushing people's buttons.  He loves and admires his family and enjoys goading them but also has the ability to make any one of them laugh when he wants.  And he likes girls - a lot.


    Unfortunately, you never hear the latter description for an Asian Character much.  The former one however, I can do in my sleep but probably with such obvious distain these days that I'm not always cast for. 


    Before an actor tests for a pilot in front of the network's higher ups (after you see the casting director and producers), all contractual money must be agreed upon before you even get the role.  This is to prevent any actor reneging after he/she is cast saying, "Okay, now that you want me,  I want this much money now."  So everything from how much you'll make per episode from Season 1 to Season 8 is all hammered out before you go into that room to meet the executive "suits". 


    Years ago, I made the mistake of letting all those numbers mess me up in the waiting room the first time I tested.  Staring at the 4 remaining actors I was up against... all of us with visions of money bags dancing on our heads with our respective network contracts all signed and ready to go.  Each of us thinking, "Which one of our lives are about to change in the next half hour?" 


    It can get to be a real mind bender but I'll not make the same mistake again this time.  I've come to learn that the numbers have to absolutely and truely mean nothing.  Even after you're cast.  Because the odds are that you're never going to see any of that.  The pilot could not get picked up and die there on the spot along with your 8-year contract.  And even if it does get picked up, it could get cancelled after 4 episodes (though you'll usually still get paid for at least 13 episodes). With "Tru Calling", everything was all worked out for my Season 1 to Season 5 - yet I only got to do 3 episodes before it was cancelled. 


    No matter how non-materialistic you are, it is definetly an aspect that comes into play when you're down to the wire.  How can you not think about all the things you can now get for your family or the security it will buy?  I always warn actors testing for the first time, "Don't think about the money".  And time and time again when I see their dejected faces after their test and ask, "You thought about the money, didn't you?"  They all sadly nod.   


    So in this case, it's a rare instance that what I'm looking forward to doing is actually performing the role - because that certainly isn't always the case 95% of the time... especially with what's presented for Asian American Actors to play.   

February 11, 2005

  • Plasma


    So amidst all this baby stuff, buying a practical family car, life insurance and new home to accomodate the increased number of pitter-pattered feet running around... I thought, "Darn it.  What should Daddy get for himself?"  Answer: The new home's Plasma Screen Package, which comes with this nifty Sony KDE-42XS955, 42" screen.


    When I first purchased it, I was initially going through "Buyer's Remorse" after seeing 70" screens in stores, for thousands of dollars less.


    But as I did more research, that remorse quickly turned into excitement.  Sure, you can get a lot more screen for your money going with a rear-projection, LCD or DLP TV and they have gotten a lot smaller from the traditional big screens.  But there's no getting around that they've all got a big ass in the back. 


    None matches the slimness and crispness of a plasma.  Being able to see the image from all angles whether standing up or to the side of the screen.  And it's the only one you can mount on a wall.  


    My only initial hesititation was that since a lot of newer homes have built in recessed niches for an entertainment center, a wall mounted plasma would be nestled 3 feet back into the niche.  But now they can mount it on an "articulating arm" to pull it out from the wall.  It can also turn 180 degrees towards another room (say if you're cooking in the kitchen and following a recipe from Alton Brown), tilt down so the kids don't have to crane up their necks and then push it back flush to the wall when you're done... so getting a plasma was pretty much a no brainer besides the dough factor.


    In doing research, I discovered plasmas can only go up to the 70" range (which begins to go into the tens of thousands of dollars), so when I saw an 84" plasma screen, I dropped my mouth thinking, "What the heck?"  Until I enlarged the image and realized they had put together four  42" plasma screens.  


    See?  Now, I think this is cheating.


    Was the TV the most practical purchase ever?  Hell, no.  But do I deserve it?  Hell, yes. 


    I've always been so practical with my dough that it came to a point where I never got to enjoy it.  I lost so much in the '99 tech boom from over-saving (stashing 80%-90% of every paycheck, since I had no living expenses working/living at a HS dorm school) that I never got to enjoy a single dime.  So after that, I did a little re-evaluating in my savings plan to incorporate having more fun with my cash. 


    I figured: since I don't go out, eat out, do drugs, drink or smoke -- that's already thousands in savings a year I can put into stuff like the plasma screen.  Just as long as I continue to keep no credit card debts, pay off my mortage every other week (to shave off a decade in payments), contribute to a Roth IRA every year (when applicable) and stash 40% - 60% of every paycheck for future investment properties, everything should be gravy.


    The only problem is: That "paycheck" may not come at all in some months.  Like this past month, where I grossed $11.74 for the entire month of January.  Big paydays have to last for who knows how long.  So after this, no more frivoulous spending (subliminal message: pool table) for awhile because... baby needs a new pair of shoes.  But then again, if I book a pilot this season...          

February 9, 2005

  • TRU CALLING


    It looks like my episodes on "Tru Calling" will be airing on the correct dates that the IMDB has stated, starting this Thursday... but in New ZealandI don't think my DiSH signal reaches that far.


    The New Zealand network TV3 have confirmed that they will screen Season 2 of Tru Calling directly after the first season!!!

              - 4 February 'Perfect Storm'
           * - 11 February 'Grace'
           * - 18 February 'In The Dark'
              - 25 February 'Last Good Day'
              - 4 March 'Enough'
           * - 11 March 'T'was The Night Before Christmas'


    * My Episodes



     


    But I'll call the DiSH people today and see if I can upgrade my package to something more along the lines of this.

February 7, 2005

  • My New Wheels aka Whips aka Sleds


    This weekend turned out to be a shopping spree for new vehicles.


    With the baby coming, there's just no way the wife's 2 door, Acura Integra would be practical for getting a baby out of a car seat.So the wife's new Shen mobile is the 2005 Honda CR-V SE.  


    It's your smaller SUV that still gets as good of mileage as your average sedan while getting a little more room in exchange.  The two aspects that sold us on it were: 1) The center console folds down so you can walk into the back seat area to unbuckle the baby without having to get out of the car.  And here's what sold me...2) There's a secret compartment in the trunk that slides out a hidden picnic table!


    Then the next purchase was this fine baby...for the baby.  Awww yeah... car seat/stroller combo with dual suspension, reclining seat, convertible top with see-thru roof, ABS (All By muh-Self) braking system, cargo net storage area, pushing handle rear spoilers and all-collapsible one touch feature. 


    Check out the lines on this puppy, ain't she a beaut?   


     

February 4, 2005

  • Cut-Align-Staple-Cut-Align-Staple-Cut-Align-Staple


    There are a few phrases an agent can say to make an actor wince.  "We're letting you go."  "Your show's been canceled."  And what happened to me a few days ago, "We need more headshots."  Doh!  Then 30 minutes later, my other agents call and say the same thing.  Doh!  Doh!


    I mean, it's definitely a good thing because it means your agents are submitting you if they're running out of your photos.  Actually, it's a great test when trying out a new agent: Give him/her about 50 headshots and see how long it takes 'em to go through them all.  If they ask for more within a few months, they're submitting you pretty frequently.  But if it's been a year and they've still got plenty... then it's time to move on. 


    It only makes me wince because it means having to do the following:  


    STEP 1) Make 150 copies of my resume. 


    STEP 2) Cut the 8 1/2 " x 11" paper down to 8" x 10" with a paper cutter that can only handle 5 sheets at a time.


    STEP 3) Attach the 8" x 10" headshot and resume together (now the same size), both facing out, with a single staple on top. 


    Do not staple the top and bottom corners.  Casting people flip through these photos in a pile very quickly and if their fingernail gets caught on a staple, guess whose photo is smiling back at them when they're all bleeding and pissed off?


    Do not glue them together because casting folks will want to tear off the resume and just hang your photo on their boards after you've been cast. 


    Do not directly print your resume on the back of the photo because then you can't update new credits without trashing the photo.  You can use different colored/bonded paper if you want but it's really just a waste of time and money.  K.I.S.S. - Keep it Simple, Silly.  One staple through the middle-top will suffice nicely.



    STEPS 4 -150) Repeat 150 times


    It's not hard but the repetitiveness reminds me of those days in college interning and doing mindless photocopying, stuffing envelopes, etc.


    Basically, representing everything that made me never to want to work in an office setting ever again. 


     


    But when you're at a higher-level agency, they will usually update your resume on their database and attach it as your photo is sent out for submissions.  So you only need to provide them with a stack of photos, like so (right). 


    And when you're at the really top agencies, they don't even have headshots or resumes of their clients because their thinking is, "If we represent them, you already know who they are and what they've done."  I won't name any agency names but one's such initials are: CAA.    


    The former stack of photos was for my commercial agency.  Commercials are cast very quickly and directors don't really care about updated credits so much. 


    Whereas the latter pile was for my theatrical agent (Film /TV) where the latest projects you've been on will be of interest to producers/casting people.  Can you tell which pile is which (above)?  Did the stacks of staples fanning up the photos give it away?  


    But even though my theatrical agency types up my resumes, every now and then I still ask to see what their version of my resume looks like in order to proof-read for project errors or even worse... typos. 


    I was recently in a casting office and was appalled to see sitting on the desk: Britney Spears' demo reel of her hosting duties on "Saturday Night Live" labeled: "Brittany Spears" -- who incidentally is repped by the aforementioned agency above and hence responsible for typing up that label.  (But they're also repping the script I co-wrote, so I can't knock 'em too much.)


    So it's a good lesson on why it's important to be hands on about everything--your photos, resumes, website, etc...because no one's going to work harder for you, than you.  You're the boss of this company.


    I think it's actually more of a headache the more people in the mix hired or assigned to do things because of all the checking up you'll have to do on all of them.  You know those actors on E!'s "True Hollywood Story" who have no clue how their managers ran off with all their money?  It all started by giving up a little control here and a little control there So if you can help it, don't start in the first place. 


    But I just had to write an entry detailing the whole assembly stapling/resume process.  Because it is such a rite of passage that all actors at one point in their careers have gone through.  My photos may have changed over time but the cutting down of paper and stapling is still the same-- and in doing so instantly brings me back to those days starting out 8 years ago. 

February 2, 2005

  • So the film that six people came out to watch in 2004, "First Daughter" just came out on Dvd last Tuesday.  And as I was looking to review my scene to possibly put on my demo reel, I was surprised to discover how simple it was to locate. 


    Because there it was:  Scene 10, entitled "Freedom of Speech".  Cool!  I've never been a Dvd Chapter card before (excluding lead roles in films).  Anyway, it's at Blockbuster to rent if you want to check it out for as long as you want with their new "No more late fees" policy (which is pretty misleading--it's really a 7-day extention because if you don't return it by then,they charge you the price of the movie).  


    I'm glad I finally have a, albeit tiny, role in a family film to show my daughter when's she's like 7 years old (it's the only non PG-13/Rated R  film I've done to date).


    When doing "Smilodon", I was surprised to learn that Robert Carradine had yet to show his 12-yr old son his film, "Revenge of the Nerds" -- just because it was such a huge part of 80's pop culture (I mean, his character invented the whole "white tape around the middle of the eyeglasses" thing!).  But then again, it is Rated-R so I guess it does make sense that his son hasn't seen it yet. 


    I think when I pop in "First Daughter" for our daughter, I won't tell her daddy's got a small part in it and then see what her reaction is when Chapter 10 rolls along.  Ah, yes... already planning on how I can mess with my kid's head before she's even born. 


    I'm in the process of compiling/editing my new demo reel with new footage and will then post the main site's Quicktime link and explain how the choices were made for each scene sometime later this month.